Corndogs and Fries

INGREDIENTS:
3 Bar S Corndogs
Handful crinkle cut fries
vegetable oil, for frying
DIRECTIONS:
In a cast iron pot, heat the oil way too hot because it's late at night and you're starving.
Add in the corndogs and fries and cook for a couple minutes but walk away to put laundry away so you have clothes to wear tomorrow.
Once they're thoroughly burned and your house is smoky; theyre done. Remove and let cool.
Dont eat because they're literally powder lol.